I would have already gotten my Hogwarts letter if I had some liquid luck.
when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like
I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me
best thing I’ve ever readNEVER FORGET
w o w
i love this
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that
A wave viewed from underwater
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna
huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
IT TOOK ME 18 YEARS OF LIFE BUT I FINALLY UNDERSTAND. HE IS KING OF ALL THE LIGHT TOUCHES! OH MY GOSH WHY HAS IT TAKEN ME THIS LONG
but that’s. that’s not the point of the line. it’s literally just “it’s early and i’m sleeping u deal with the kid”
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I tried to scroll
I tried to scroll too
we all tried
It never works.
whenever someone mentions dan on my dash it’s a big mystery of
roosterteeth dan? creatures dan? game grumps dan? dan and phil dan? why are there so many dans
the other day i was driving and i asked my dad what he wouldve named me if i was born male and he answered “dan” and i nearly had to pull over because all i could think about was this fucking textpost
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane