I would have already gotten my Hogwarts letter if I had some liquid luck.
lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr
neither should 14 year olds
or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,
nobody should be on tumblr
primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
The frustration that occurs when you don’t really remember what happened in the previous book but you don’t want to reread it before continuing the series
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?
You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.
You know what’s great about legos?
Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.
thats called teaching survival skills my friend
I have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy just focusing on Legolas. And it is pure gold.
Orlando Bloom is a gift to mankind
I will now watch the trilogy and purely focus on the elfboy. Just because this gifset makes it clear that this is a thing that should be done.